If you are in the military and get a wedgie, are you allowed to adjust?
If cheerleading is both a noun and a verb why doesn’t anyone say “I want to cheerlead!”
Why do motorcycle cops still wear the funny pants with the puffy sides?
If every addiction has an anonymous group…is there a facebook users anonymous?
With all of the chemicals, how does gum have an expiration date?
If a stealth bomber crashes in the forest, does it make a sound?
If funeral homes smell like flowers, then do florist shops smell like funeral homes?
