Lately, I find myself pondering the inane, but I’m pretty sure I am not the only being in this world considering certain topics. Maybe if I list a few of them, you will agree.
Why do vegetarians eat things that pretend to be meat? You aren’t a SOYSAGEeterian or a PSEUDOMEATetarian…you are a VEGetarian.
Why when you really want something you say you need it “in the worst way?” I may REALLY want my kitchen redone but not in “the worst way” aka in hues of peptobismol and avocado. Or I may want chocolate “in the worst way” but will I really eat a Hershey’s bar slathered in expired mayo? ProbabDEFinitely not!
Why did I see people scrubbing the ground on the Greenway the other day…with soap and water? Was the dirt just too dirty?
Who decided that red means stop and green means go….aka the colorblind colors? Did that person just really hate someone that is colorblind and wanted to take it out on all others like the afflicted?
Why do people say “I was on line” when they mean standing IN line? If you were ON line you could look down and you would be standing on some sort of singular stripe….unless you are on the Freedom Trail or taking a sobriety test on the side of the highway, I doubt you are ON line.
Why does a cat that has a choice of sleeping in a comfy fleece bed or my outfit for the next day…decide to shed her weight in fur on my dresspants?
and last but not least….
Why do people wear camo clothing AT THE MALL? Are they trying to be the best shoplifter they can be? “Gee, when I walk out the door with this new toaster people will only see a floating toaster….not me!! BRILLIANT” Personally I would like to get rid of those brainiacs….in the WORST way!!
